I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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