You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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