I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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