I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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