woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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