I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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