The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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