margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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