Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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