You can't motorboat a personality
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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