It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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