I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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