The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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