I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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