i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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