no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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