He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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