i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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