Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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