Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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