Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
