haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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