like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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