Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
sex in a hospital.. check
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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