the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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