Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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