I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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My dick has a subreddit
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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