like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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