Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
