I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
All Iβve had today is sex and water. I think itβs time for tacos.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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