they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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