i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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