i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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