OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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its like you know when i get waxed
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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