No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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