Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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