Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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