Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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