Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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