I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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