But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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