Three words: puerto rican gang bang
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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