Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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