Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
