whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
