Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What did we do last night that was yellow?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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