we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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