im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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