maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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