idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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