is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
