Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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