I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We are all done wearing pants today
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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